About Real

• [Reality], something that exists
• [Real (galley)], the flagship of Don Juan de Austria in the Battle of Lepanto in 1571
• [Real (bicycle manufacturer)], a bicycle manufacturer
• [Real (L'Arc-en-Ciel album)], an album by the Japanese rock band L'Arc~en~Ciel
• [Real (manga)], a manga by Takehiko Inoue about wheelchair basketball
• [The Real], an aspect of human psychic structure according to Jacques Lacan
• [Real (hypermarket)], a German hypermarket operated by METRO AG
• [Real, Quezon], a municipality in the Philippines
• [List of parishes of Portugal] bear the name Real
• [RealNetworks], an Internet media provider
• [RealPlayer]
• [REAL ID Act]
• A [real number], in mathematics
• [Reel (dance)] is sometimes spelt Real

• [Brazilian real] (plural reais), the currency of Brazil
• [Spanish real], a unit of currency in Spain for several centuries
• [Portuguese real], the unit of currency in Portugal until 1911

Real

Questions and Answers

real, real, real?

Q) real, real, real do you feel real? and if so i'd like to know how to feel real real do you feel real? and if so i'd like to know

A) If you have a girlfriend put your hands on her t*ts if they feel real you know your real .lol

the real woman's way?

Q) Delia's way vs. the real woman's way. > > Delia's Way > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice > cream drips. > The Real Woman's Way > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, > for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up > eating > it anyway. > > Delia's Way > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the > potatoes. > The Real Woman's Way > Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. > > Delia's Way > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry > cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the > cake. > The Real Woman's Way > Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. > > Delia's Way > If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still > cooking, drop in a potato slice. > The Real Woman's Way > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's > tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you > will > eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." > > Delia's Way > Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will > keep for weeks. > The Real Woman's Way > It could keep forever. Who eats it? > > Delia's Way > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your > forehead. > The throbbing will go away. > The Real Woman's Way > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of > vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont > care? > > Delia's Way > If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. > They > give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. > The Real Woman's Way > Why do I have a man? > > Finally the most important tip > > Delia's Way > Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles > The Real Woman's Way > Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Which one are you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Im more with delia.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A) real woman without the wine though don't like being called a woman (that would mean i would have to grow up) can i have cakes, crisps, biscuits and sweets instead of the wine?

Real gone kid?

Q) And I'd tear out the pages That I've got in these books Just to find you some words And I'll show you all the photographs Just to get some reward That I ever got took And I'll play you old 45's That now mean nothing to me And you're a real gone kid And maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby I'll do what I should have did And it's shaken and it's driven me Now I've stood on your shadow And I've watched it grow Let me know let me know let me know And let me know About all the old 45s And the paperback rooms And it's scattered all the photographs Of summers and suns And you're a real gone kid And maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby I'll do what I should have did 'Cause you're a real Gone Kid I cried and I craved Hoped and I saved And I put away those souvenirs souvenirs souvenirs Cried and I craved Hoped and I saved And I put away those souvenirs souvenirs souvenirs You're a real gone kid And maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby I'll do what I should have did Maybe now baby 'Cause you're a real Kid Gone 'Cause you're a real Gone Kid You're a real Gone Gone Kid You're a real Kid

A) 2 Points... Goooooooaaaaaaallllllllllll!

Delia's way vs Real woman's way?

Q) Delias way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Gods sake, you're probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delias way #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Women's Way: Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delias way #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Women's Way: Go to the bakers. They'll even decorate it for you. Delias way #4: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up". The Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you're cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes. Delias way #5: Wrap celery in foil when putting in the fridge and it will keep for weeks. The Real Women's Way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff. Delias way #6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. The Real Women's Way: The Fray Bentos pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust and so I don't do it. Delias way #7: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using rubber gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Women's Way: Go ask the very gorgeous neighbour to do it. Delias way #8: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine? Delias way #9: When catering for an evening buffet, calculate food portions and timings a week in advance, so that you're not rushing on the night. The Real Women's Way: Nip into Marks & Sparks on the way home that evening, and buy everything in packets. Delias way #10:When you have finished the preparation for your buffet, wash up and treat yourself to a glass of wine. The Real Women's Way: Hide the packets and drain the last of that "pre dinner" wine bottle...

A) hahahahaaa us real women know best ...... pmsl

'real' women are not skinny, 'real' women are not curvy....?

Q) I think 'real' women cme in different shapes and sizes including 'skinny' and 'really curvy' I also reckon most women come somewhere inbetween the two, I dnt get this whole real women are this and real women are that buissness any one agree? Alot of positive replys so far, thanx, I know somebody with J size boobs and im only a B, apparently she reckons shes more of a women, would we judge men in this way? regarding their size, or if they had a six pack etc... I no I wouldn't people of all different shapes and sizes can be attractive, and at the same time im open to all opinions...

A) You know what who are we to say what is real, real people are who they want to be, we cannot decide what is real and what isn't or we would be fake.

a real man?

Q) A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR: Autumn Schedule MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas Winter Schedule MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4 a.m. MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook ECON 001A What's Hers Is Hers Spring Schedule MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers ECON 001B What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A) SECOND YEAR: Autumn Schedule SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down ELECTIVE (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1 Spring Schedule MEN 220 Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives EAT 101 Cooking With Quiche EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mother-in-Law MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say, Yes Dear ECON 001C Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)

A) wow sounds like a dumb blonde course

How real are you to you partner ? lets be honest ok,?

Q) Hmmm i like human relationship and human studies, so i know for a fact no one really brings out their true self during courtship, well you can tell me you are real and so and so, yes i do agree there is a minority of you around, im one of them, Im sexually abused when i was a kid, i stole a car for joyride when i was 14, i smoked marijuana twice just to try, had 4 gf before, one was real love, at least i thought it was, one was looking for emotional support and the other two came for sex disguising love as a reason, yup women do that too,, my question is how real are you to your partner ? tell me the percentage and dont worry i know its natural, its nature, human nature to hide the bad part and show the good part, and how many are there who really shows their true side ? real true side ? i beleive my partner should know me inside out even though there is a chance they wont like me, its better that way,saves myself the time to get married and get a divorce later on when she finds out Im a guy here 31 M It frustrates me because no one appriciates honesty, I dont know why women tend to look for guys who cheats and end up being played ? hmmm actually maybe they are putting up a ``front`` themselves

A) My partner knows absolutely everything about me past and present and still loves me with all his heart. The same goes for me. I look forward to spending every life change with him until we die. We have moved past the purely physical lustful, attraction of our early relationship into a comfortable, happy, understanding, where the physical part is just as wonderful if not better. If we are experiencing a bad time the other instinctively knows and is there for comfort and support.

Exporting real ale?

Q) I am a bar manager in a pub based in Beijing and we are looking to expand our market. We have been considering importing real ale. I have previously worked in British pubs for eleven years and I am aware of the difficulties of transporting real ales long distances. So, I was wondering if it would be possible to import barrels of real ales to China and if it would still be drinkable after the journey? If not, does anyone know of any breweries in the far East which produce real ales?

A) Hi Did you try Australia? It's closer than the UK and they have some excellent ales. Here's a thought ....If the owners are willing to put in some investment, why not make your own real ales by starting a micro brewery Sorry I can't help more than that!

real player10 free download??

Q) hi, i downloaded real player yesterday and it mentioned it was a free download. however before download completed i was asked to provide my email address and postal code. there is also a section on the real player home page about checking your billing details. i am worried i might get billed for downoloading or using it, can anyone please confirm wether it is actually free to dowmload and use real player. thanks.

A) No problem dude. You are OK xxR

Real or fake?

Q) The Americans claimed that they were the first to walk on the moon back in the 60's but was it real? There have been theries that it was not real but done in a studio. Certain faults have been noticed like the flag blowing in the wind yet there is no wind in space and foot prints yet they wouldn't have a heavy enough step to leave a footprint because no gravity. Is this just because the Americans couldn't really do it but didn't want anybody else to be the first or was it really real?

A) I go for fake, too many discrepancies for my liking. Star Treck was more convincing, 'cos we know that is real don't we?

Real?????????????

Q) Why do we see the world as real, when the self that's determinated to see it as real, is intentional???

A) Nice try.

real??????????

Q) are aleric, benson, and chewson real names or made up names?

A) aleric? that's sounds like allergy. the only one I've heard of is benson, wasn't that the butler's name in a movie or something?

real.....???

Q) I am 40 weeks today!!! I hope you can help me out.. I have been having back aches for the past few weeks, and pressure and things.. 2 days ago i lost some of my mucus plug and yesterday i lost more just clearish... Today I had 2 loose bowel movements.. can i be in early labor?? I have a doctors appt tomorrow morning. what do you think she will say?? when do you think i will have this baby?? Last night i am pretty sure i was having contractions and this morning a little too.. This morning my back is constantly hurting and it feels like i have to do another bowel movement real bad.. but nothing is coming out... ???

A) Call the doc and tell them all of that. They may want to check you right away....just in case that urge is the baby and not a need to go to the bathroom. Also, make sure you are staying hydrated. If you are really concerned that you may be in labor, go to the hospital and get checked. I would hate for you to have your baby on the bathroom floor! There's nothing wrong with being sent home from the hospital because you just weren't ready. Plus, it will put your mind at ease. Good luck!!!

Anyone here a REAL WORLD guru like me?

Q) I've been a HUGE Real World fan since it started in 1992 and watched it religiously, until it took a nose dive after the Hawaii season in 99". Now I can't even stand to even turn it on these days... But I do check in from time to time.. Since I'm older now, I kind of out grew it. The worst season EVER was Chicago! The best was the very first one- New York 92 :). The Real World: New York 1992 The Real World: Los Angeles 1993 The Real World: San Francisco 1994 The Real World: London 1995 The Real World: Miami 1996 The Real World: Boston 1997 The Real World: Seattle 1998 The Real World: Hawaii 1999 The Real World: New Orleans 2000 The Real World: Back to New York 2001 The Real World: Chicago 2002 The Real World: Las Vegas 2002 The Real World: Paris 2003 The Real World: San Diego 2004 The Real World: Philadelphia 2004 The Real World: Austin 2005 The Real World: Key West 2006 The Real World: Denver 2006 The Real World: Sydney 2007 (casting) I agree with a lot of you... But it seems the seasons you like depend a lot on our age groups. I'm 34, so of course I tend to like the "old school" seasons while younger folks are drawn more to the newer seasons, 2000 and after... I LOVE the very first season with Julie, Eric Nies, Kevin , Heather! I have the dvd and can still watch it over and over and not get tired of it. Another great season was BOSTON.... Someone said London was the worst, what is strange about that cast is that we don't hear from anyone hardly-- like I never saw any of them on the Challenge, Inferno etc.. It's like they just dropped of the face of the earth! Yeah, you gotta love PUCK! LOL sticking his hand in the peanut butter. LOL

A) I am the very same!! I have been watching every episode since 92 as well. I think the turning point for me was Las Vegas, after that show I really wasn't interested again until this last season (Denver). I also skipped the return to New York season completely! haha. My fav is a tie b/w the first season-new york, miami, and boston

Real REAL Witches don't....? REAL Christians don't....? Can we each educate the other side today?

Q) This is an open, hopefully non-bashing question. Many times here, a Christian will say that a REAL Christian believes that real Christians didn't participate in the Witch burnings. Also, many times here, a Witch will say that a REAL Witch don't even exist. Can you offer something that is a myth about what you are: Real Witches don't... OR Real Christians don't... If you would also like to say what REAL Witches/REAL Christian Do do, please feel free! I'll start. I am a Witch, and real Witches don't believe in harming anyone. Real Witches do believe that there are many true spiritual paths. And real Witches really do exist! ((((((((((((holy bunny!))))))))))))) I agree Dear Raji, I didn't mean to imply that any REAL Witch would presume to speak for all Witches, and of course we all have our own path. My question was an attempt to educate others about things that COULD be true of a person who is a real Witch, and things that almost certainly are NOT true of a real Witch. (or Christian, for the Christian answerers) Common ground does exist, does it not? :)

A) Great Q! Blessings to all! Real witches do not eat babies, do not curse others and most importantly do not worship or associate themselves with satan. We do not believe in satan, therefore do not worship this entity. We believe that our work on earth is to take care of the earth and each other, to seek out the true meaning of spirit, love and tolerance and to be the best people that we can be. We, in general follow the three-fold law....that intent is what matters. Our basic belief, is "An Harm Ye None, Do What Ye Will" This would include harming ourselves and others by either trying to control them,etc... We seek to live in peace, love, respect and tolerance of all. We do not promote our religion or spiritual beliefs in ways to try to convert others..We believe every spiritual path is valid for the individual that follows it. We do believe in helping, healing anyone in need, regardless of their religious views or lack there of. Blessings to All )o( Trinity

REAL Home Based Online Businesses ?

Q) IM 18 im looking for a real real real real REALLY REAL online businesses im tired of looking at ads and going to search engine have to look at every websites and saying well this is the best blah blah i don't want no mlm, no affiliates, nothing that i have to pay 50$ or 70$ a month, im talking about real online business something i can really do i see real money full income, I live in new york and I just can't find nothing im tired dammit!! I want to see a real company who can give me an opportunity to success and A real one please somebody no bots real people give me a website that nice expensive that im paying for no reasons please!!!!! A real online business, home based business company!!

A) The REAL home based online Business is the one that you setup yourself. You will then have more control to it. Tom

Real and Fake Friends?

Q) FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

A) Great, so i have no real friends?!!!

Real World and the "Home-Schooled" Kids?

Q) I would just love to know what constitutes "real world". I read so many answers and people who do not home school often use the term "real world". I would like to know which world, era, etc. our home schooled children live in. I am guessing it isn't the real one. And why do you feel our children are not part of the real world. For example I am part of the real world I think, I pay bills, have a car payment, mortgage payment shop at real stores with other people yet my job/career is very different from others. So would this mean I do not belong to the real world? I am just curious if you feel our children are not part of real world. What exactly is the real world? Is it a set of beliefs , schools, bulling? IF so when do our beliefs become less important, to the point we become not part of the real world? Are we so lost it amazes you we are able to communicate via the internet and message boards? Or are you just being egocentric, and like the Gov trying to make use believe what we do is wrong, because you don’t understand it, although with a conventional education I would expect you to open to all ideas and opinions seeing how you are “socially rounded” and “we are not”. Ok I really hate to lead answers, but considering I am not getting any. Would real work include waking up at 6am fighting rush hour traffic, putting on dressy clothes you cant really afford to put your kids in, fake smiles and setting the image of a PERFECT home life? Would it include bias text books that your children when entering college find out everything they learned was wrong, and they would now have to take 2 history classes based on something a little closer to fact. Or the other Gordon Rule classes that completely contradict what traditional education teaches. Another thing “Traditional Education” should apply to home-school considering it was the first form of education, the education that lead great leaders to write great laws, including the right to home educate! Anyway, the term “Real World” is used so often I thought for sure it could easily be defined. To Mr. Z who wrote "YOU might be living in the real world, but your kid is not." Can you go into detail. I will break down the question. I didn't ask your opinion of where my child lives, I asked basically for those of you who so freely use the term "real world" to define it. I am sure your able to go into specifics.

A) I think most people think the "real world" is their world. The truth is that the school environment is very far removed from what the real world is actually like and I think it shows in children who graduate highschool and think it's time to be grown up and don't know the first thing about finance, relationships, what it's like to be a parent, even why it is important to vote. Many of them strike out in the first few years because they were unprepared for the real world and saddle themselves with huge debt, family obligations or jail before they have even had a chance to live. Homeschoolers - like the self employed, as opposed to the cubicle dweller - live in the real world every day. They walk in the sun and interact with countless people, all living and working in the real world. Even cubible dwellers don't live in an environement like a high school, though it is the closest thing - which brings me to the theory on this particular piece of silly propaganda: Schools are designed to create cubicle dwellers - people who follow the rules and go along with society - and homeschool helps people open their eyes to that. Homeschool helps people learn to be leaders, to learn for themselves and to do things their own way - and society may not quite be ready for that. Our society leaders are used to hearding us into large groups (like schools, retirement communities, etc.) where we are manageable and predictable and homeschooling disrupts that. What do you think of that? Peace!

Real Madrid will be the Champ of La Liga in this season 06/07?

Q) Great won to Real Madrid: Real Madrid 2 - 0 Osasuna Match Details: Real Madrid Scores first Goal by the golden boy of Spain (Raul Gonzalez Blanco) in 23th min. Second goal to Real Madrid Scores by the dancer boy of Brazil (Robinho Robson de Souza) in 80th min. Table now: 1 Barcelona/56 Pts/29 P 2 Sevilla/55 Pts/29 P 3 Real Madrid/54 Pts/29 P 4 Zaragoza/50 Pts/29 P/ +14 5 Valencia/50 Pts/29 P/ + 11 believe me the Champ will be Real Madrid cuz Real up.. Barca still down. and i guess the final table in La Liga will be: 1 - Real Madrid (Champ of La Liga 06/07) 2 - Sevilla 3 - Barca 4 - Valencia 5 - Zaragoza So are you agree with me ? (about Real Madrid Fans ..... sure ) To all Real Madrid Fans: CONGRATULATION Happy Easter to every Christians around here.... specially to my Christian friends.

A) I hope they do win the league...it'll at least mean theres been an exciting end to the Spanish season (like there is in England) and it will mean Barcelona haven't won the league AGAIN!!!!!! EDIT: oh and Happy Easter too!!

What is a REAL Christian?

Q) Seems like so many Christians do not consider other Christians REAL Christians. When you ask about the millions of prisoners, divorced people or overweight people (despite US census reports that show they are mostly Christian) you are told, "Oh, well they are obviously not REAL Christians". Christians who are gay are also said not to be REAL Christians. Christians who are Roman Catholic are accused of not being REAL Christians. JWs and Mormons? Yup you guessed it, not REAL Christians. Christians who observe the Sabbath and OT laws, are not REAL Christians. Those who do not baptize with water are accused of not being REAL Christians either. Those who do not speak in tongues are accused of not being REAL Christians. Those who vote Democrat- Not REAL Christians. Those who vote Republican- Not REAL Christians. Those who allow female pastors and ministers are said not to be REAL Christians. That doesn't leave much REAL Christians left. So what exactly IS a REAL Christian?

A) The bible says the "fruit" of someone will show. 1. love 2. joy 3. peace 4. patience 5. kindness 6 goodness 7 faithfulness 8 gentleness 9 self control Jesus says that we will know them by their fruit (john 15: 1-17)